Kidisms

Here are some funny kid-isms from the past couple months about my being pregnant.

The usual:
- Do you have a baby in there?

Slightly more funny:
- Did you have your baby yet?
- Are you having your baby today? (No, hopefully not today) Tonight then?
- My mommy had 7 babies.
- Whoa. Your stomach is BIG. (and then the next day) Whoa. Your stomach is STILL big!
- I think you should name your baby _insert child's own name__ Jr.!

Hee hee...and this one from today which was my favorite:

Kid 1: Is there a baby in your tummy?
Stacy: Yes there is. How did you know?
Kid 1: Cause it looks like you've been eating too much.
Kid 2: What? There's a baby in your stomach?! (eyes big)
Stacy: Yes. It's growing in there.
Kid 2: How'd it get in there, did you swallow it?