kid talk

in cleaning off my desk today i found a sheet where i've scribbled some of my favorite kid quotes for this year...thought i'd share them:

• I didn't do ANYTHING?! I just stayed out of my seat!!
• I had some really bad gas and accidentally farted. And they BARELY couldn't TAKE IT!!!! But I was fine. I just held my nose.
• My dad puts his foot hard on the gas. That's why we haven't been late this year.
• All I said was HUM. She seriously needs to lighten up.

hee hee...and again, my favorite, to correct the earlier entry now that i have it written verbatim, not from memory:

• What? You're a DAUGHTER?! You're an adult AND a daughter?! You have a DAD?!!

god, kids are funny.